So, in short, I taught Konloch everything, I've seen 2Fast masturbate more times than I've beaten Cthulhu, I've done unspeakable things with Fluke and some random british fucker, and I'm a founding member of the Justice League. So get at me.
Here's a song that will explain pretty much everything you need to know about me:

I'll sing it on webcam for $100 BTC. No shame. Fuck you.
Apparenty the youtube tag doesn't work. So the song -- the most important fucking thing in this post -- isn't showing so here's the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eX3rsOXFMHQ

Will you stick sharpies up your ass on webcam for $100 in BTC?

Back from the 4 month vacation? Finally.

Get ebola Faggot

Get ebola Faggot

Aquaman isn't black and everyone knows white people don't get ebola

Get ebola Faggot

Aquaman isn't black and everyone knows white people don't get ebola

maybe i was talking 2 ur nigger ass

Pres, remember that time you sung a song for me?

I'm simply a llama,I walk around spit at people and eat grass.

I'm simply a llama,I walk around spit at people and eat grass.

No you're Dan the 12 year old hacker, been hacking the interwebs since you were 6. What's this talk of a llama?

I'm simply a llama,I walk around spit at people and eat grass.

Believe me, sir, I know a llama; I talk to him on a daily basis and from what I know of llamas I can say - without a shred of doubt - that you are not a llama. Lying douche.